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"That’s actually a running joke on set. Whenever someone’s like, ‘I don’t understand why my character would do this,’ or, ‘This feels awkward,’ the director — or whoever — will be like, ‘Guys, this is a show about werewolves. Just do it.’"
-Ryan Kelley [x] (via korydwen)




reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy



today I learned that in the 1600s the Pasha of Algiers made it a capital offense to remove one’s thumbs from one’s girdle while having an argument, in an attempt to limit brawling. as a result, street fights are reported to have become a combination…

You:  you smell nice.
Me:  thanks it's the weed.
What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:  Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:  Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:  Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:  Topsoil.
Cookies:  Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:  A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:  Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:  The sweet release of death.